The line-up for this year’s Film4 Summer Screen — the world’s only properly good outdoor film program — has just been announced and as ever, it’s awash with brilliance. Better yet, this year’s season is the longest yet, running a Westminster-council-upsetting fourteen nights. I dare you to process the following words without weeping:

		Thursday 8th August
		About Time
		Friday 9th August
		What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
		Saturday 10th August
		Mean Girls / Carrie / The Loved Ones
		Sunday 11th August
		The Untouchables
		Monday 12th August
		Guys and Dolls
		Tuesday 13th August
		The Way Way Back
		Wednesday 14th August
		Kes
		Thursday 15th August
		Throne of Blood
		Friday 16th August
		Predator / Gremlins 2: The New Batch
		Saturday 17th August
		Badlands / Raising Arizona
		Sunday 18th August
		Crazy, Stupid, Love.
		Monday 19th August
		The Red Shoes
		Monday 20th August
		Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
		Monday 21st August
		Prince Avalanche

David Gordon Green’s Prince Avalanche and Sundance favourite The Way Way Back will both have their UK premieres at Summer Screen, while the Opening Night screening of new Richard Curtis joint About Time — which looks a bit shit but does at least have Domhnall Gleeson in it — is what’s known in the industry as a ‘world first’.

Tickets go on sale on Wednesday for Somerset House members and two days after that for the proles. It’s not for me to tell you what to book, but the teen movie triple seems as good a place as any to start.